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[19 Dec 2006|11:39pm]

timxdrama
DECEMBER 22 IN VACAVILLE, NEW POSSIBLE VENUE

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FROM SF: 80 East - exit Leisure Town - left over freeway - first driveway on the right - through the gate - opposite side of the building from soccer nation

FROM SAC/DAVIS: 80 West - exit Leisure Town - right off freeway - first driveway on the right - through the gate - opposite side of the building from soccer nation
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GUYS NIGHT OUT [11 Dec 2005|10:46pm]
1tophi
Feeling emasculated? Do you think that the feminist movement has engendered a set of societal norms unconducive toward normal and healthy male living? Do you feel that your natural male urges are suppressed? Do you feel you need an outlet? Do you feel the need to reclaim your masculinity if only for a day? Has "The Woman" got you down?

If you said "Yes!" to any of the above then GUYS NIGHT OUT is just the thing for you.

I'm making plans to have a GUYS NIGHT OUT some time in January. It will be a penis-owners only event and no women will be allowed. I'm collecting suggestions for activities for this event and establishing a sign up list. My hope is that you will join me in this endeavor.

My plan so far is this:

Start in the daytime. We'll do something very manly and macho. Suggestions so far include shooting guns at a firing range, lay railroad tracks, play rugby or football, construction work, racecar driving, and operating heavy machinery of some kind.

The next phase will be to drink some beer at a local bar. We will probably eat pizza or steak. Possibly both. At the time of eating and drinking we will likely engage in talks about politics, how to properly work a forklift, and other very important matters.

After that, we will use our superior spatial orientation to find our way to one of our homes for further manly activities will ensue like play poker or video games, smoke cigars, drink more beer, and/or watch a movie starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Throughout GUYS NIGHT OUT it will be entirely appropriate to yawp, unabashedly adjust and scratch one's genital region, and/or grunt.

I'm interested in getting suggestions for other manly activities as well as input on how and where to do some of these things. Please comment here if you have anything to offer.

There will be no circle jerk.
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pwned [19 Jul 2005|03:21am]

timxdrama
jlspecialsauce: TIM
jlspecialsauce: YOU HAVE TO LET ME POST ON COCKJOB
jlspecialsauce: I JUST TRIED TO JOIN
timo foto: uh
timo foto: no
timo foto: Success


You have rejected 1 request to join this community.
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stupid indie girl shit [18 Jul 2005|10:32am]

krudmonk
[ mood | TUFF AS HELL ]

SURFJAM STEVEN

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[17 Jul 2005|02:41am]
royalt

ABS

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chicks, dude, chicks. [17 Sep 2004|01:33pm]

blueliquid13
Hey Mike. Michael. Tonight, I just need to dance. Fuck chicks, dude.
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MORE JOBS [07 Jun 2004|10:02pm]

deadkidsyntax
HEY BITCHES:

COCK JOB OWNS ALL YOU BITCHES.
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a bit of humor... [02 Jun 2004|02:47pm]

dysfunk408
[ mood | jovial ]

what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
nothin, you already told her twice.



why couldn't helen keller drive?
becuase she was a woman.

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[17 May 2004|02:57pm]

dysfunk408
[ mood | amused ]

what's the first thing a woman does when she gets ouf of a battered women's shelter?


THE DISHES, IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER.






wooooo hoooooo chauvenism rules.

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Hot Booth Babes from E3 [14 May 2004|10:19am]

br0k3nman
http://photo.thetechzone.com/showgallery.php?cat=530

Who can't wait for half life 2. My friend and I messed around with the Leak and the physics and realism were fucking amazing.
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[13 May 2004|08:12pm]
inhumanatee
THIS PLACE IS FUCKING DEAD.
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[07 May 2004|04:05pm]

timxdrama

its the "IM MOVING AND NEED MONEY FOR SHIT" sale:




DELL Trinitron 17" monitor - $40
Linksys router - $50
snowboards (149cm and 155cm) - $20
JVC rx-6500v stereo receiver - $80
(2)tower speakers, 6" alum woofers and 1" alum tweeter- $150

DVDS: ($10 unless noted)
jay and silent bob strike back
spike jones directors dvd
happenstance
amelie ($15)
40 days 40 nights
one night at mccools
made & swingers ($15)
the royal tenanbaums
family guy DVDs
zoolander
spun
the evil dead
deuce bigalow
o brother where art thou
way of the gun
story of O
lord of the rings (1)
the shining
never say never again (james bond)

AIM ME FOR ANY MORE INFO ON SHIT or to claim it: timxdrama



first come first serve, you gotta come get the DVDs.. im not gonna deliver them all over town again.
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[04 May 2004|02:24pm]

dysfunk408
[ mood | testosterone-ish ]

VAG POWER IS HELLA WEAK BECAUSE THEY ONLY POST PRIVATE ENTRIES AND NO ONE HAS POSTED A PUBLIC ENTRY SINCE APRIL 24TH!

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[28 Apr 2004|10:55pm]

timxdrama
is anyone interested in playing poker, every Tuesday night at my house?

Joe and I want to get a consistent game, a weekly meeting for some texas hold em, something like $5-$10 buy ins. and we want it guys only. a very casual laid back type thing. if joe and i ever win money we'll buy a table and nice chips and shit.

we would like about 6 folks. let me know if youre seriously interested.
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yup [25 Apr 2004|08:38pm]
jeremola
[ mood | naked ]

Shouldn't we be posting more pictures of our cocks and organizing group jerk seshes and things like that?

Why don't people start by posting a picture of their penis saying "RESPECT THE COCK" and we'll go from there.

Perhaps, in time, we can even have each word on a different person's cock, all in one photo. And then we can jerk each other off afterwards, and then maybe get some pizza or something.


Anyway, this is a rad community! I hope to see those cocks soon!

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Women Parkers [25 Apr 2004|06:16pm]

bltdave
so today I had to go to Office Max to pick up various man-items, when I fell victim to the curious phenomena we're all too familiar with: women parking their cars. Seriously, if they had their way, parking lots would look like this:

 

/parking rant
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broad....err, Bird Watching [23 Apr 2004|06:55pm]

bltdave
Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.



cock_job rules.  The end.
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FIRST OFFICIAL SHIT TALKING POST [23 Apr 2004|03:40pm]

dysfunk408
[ mood | waiting waiting waiting ]

BruscoTLRD (3:09:15 PM): ill pick you up in 10
BruscoTLRD (3:09:19 PM): K?????


peep what time i'm posting this.

when i girl says she'll be there in so many minutes, triple that time and then you have a reasonable estimate of when she'll actually be here

need i say more?



PURPOSELY MADE PUBLIC TO PROVE A POINT: GIRLS LAG LIKE FUCK











<3 deanna

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Owned [22 Apr 2004|02:48am]
1pointoe
[ mood | pleased ]

haha









Its so true.

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[21 Apr 2004|05:06pm]

timxdrama
THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE SHIRLEY'S MOTHER IS PSYCHO, READ MY LJ FOR MORE.
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