Brian M. (1tophi) wrote in cock_job,
Brian M.
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GUYS NIGHT OUT

Feeling emasculated? Do you think that the feminist movement has engendered a set of societal norms unconducive toward normal and healthy male living? Do you feel that your natural male urges are suppressed? Do you feel you need an outlet? Do you feel the need to reclaim your masculinity if only for a day? Has "The Woman" got you down?

If you said "Yes!" to any of the above then GUYS NIGHT OUT is just the thing for you.

I'm making plans to have a GUYS NIGHT OUT some time in January. It will be a penis-owners only event and no women will be allowed. I'm collecting suggestions for activities for this event and establishing a sign up list. My hope is that you will join me in this endeavor.

My plan so far is this:

Start in the daytime. We'll do something very manly and macho. Suggestions so far include shooting guns at a firing range, lay railroad tracks, play rugby or football, construction work, racecar driving, and operating heavy machinery of some kind.

The next phase will be to drink some beer at a local bar. We will probably eat pizza or steak. Possibly both. At the time of eating and drinking we will likely engage in talks about politics, how to properly work a forklift, and other very important matters.

After that, we will use our superior spatial orientation to find our way to one of our homes for further manly activities will ensue like play poker or video games, smoke cigars, drink more beer, and/or watch a movie starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Throughout GUYS NIGHT OUT it will be entirely appropriate to yawp, unabashedly adjust and scratch one's genital region, and/or grunt.

I'm interested in getting suggestions for other manly activities as well as input on how and where to do some of these things. Please comment here if you have anything to offer.

There will be no circle jerk.
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